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PSA: The 2 AM Worm.

Has this happened to you (NSFW)? Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk Fortunately, my current security settings – one almost three years old, the other hitting the...

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There is NOTHING about Barack Obama to make fun of.

Nothing at all. You shouldn’t even try. Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech It’s completely hopeless, you know. Can’t be done. Moe Lane Crossposted to RedState.

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Yes, slow posting today.

Aftermath from the rather vicious cold/flu/Venusian Death Crud that blew through Chez Lane this weekend. So here’s the Onion video that everybody else in the blogosphere is posting, too: Breaking News:...

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‘Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner’

Actually, I wish that they did this. Live Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner

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Give it a few years and IL will be doing *anything*.

Rough humor from the Onion: The State of Illinois acknowledged last week that in an effort to stay afloat during the worst financial crisis in its history, it had begun performing in adult films....

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Oh, my. (NSFW)

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating ‘Fuck You’ Call Maybe we should let evolution have that one.

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“A great day for ducks.”

The Onion reports: WASHINGTON—The United States Congress passed a law late Wednesday that for the first time in its 222-year history did not result in the sudden and unexpected deaths of thousands of...

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Psychosis is relative.

I mean, obviously “Peter Jackson Opens Up About His Personal Hobbit Friends In Beginnings Of Genius Marketing Campaign Or Full-On Mental Breakdown” is an Onion article and thus not real, but hey: it’s...

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A part of me suspected this.

Admittedly, it was a silly part of me, but a part of me nonetheless.

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@TheOnion: using dead Sikhs as political props.

Short version: Twitchy caught the typically unhinged Online Leftist reaction to the Onion’s… smear?  No, they’ll claim that it’s a parody.  Parody smear, I guess… article where they (falsely) had...

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Quote of the Day, Why Can’t The Onion Do This More Often? edition. (NSFW)

The single most annoying thing about the Onion is not that it generally consists of not-particularly-subtle, not-particularly-fresh, and not-particularly-good reheated slacker-Democrat humor.  It’s...

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The Onion explains (obliquely) why Democrats should ignore #ofa’s #obamacare...

Point (The Daily Caller): America’s families will soon get their turkey, potatoes and cranberries at Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners — but some will also get a tableside political pitch for the...

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Tweet of the Day, The Onion Anticipates The GOP Presidential Field Here edition.

I don’t think that they meant to, but then: that’s not my problem, is it? “I can’t even say how big a relief it is that—hello? Hello?” http://t.co/DkN8pY51hk pic.twitter.com/F9vkigM1X5 — The Onion...

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Barack Obama plagiarizes the Onion.

Well, I can’t call it ‘Life imitates the Onion,’ now can I? This is just straight-up ripping off. From the Onion, July 14th: U.S. Soothes Upset Netanyahu With Shipment Of Ballistic Missiles And from...

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This is not really pushing the satire envelope…

…it’s more social commentary. Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair In an odd sort of way.

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Mexico builds border wall.

And I’m forced to say to them, tiene razon. Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes Yeah. I hadn’t really realized how bad it was getting. Crossposted to RedState.

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Is this a letter-perfect parody?

I don’t watch sports shows, so I don’t know if this is an actual letter-perfect parody. Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use I mean, to people who watch sports shows. It’s...

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PSA: The 2 AM Worm.

Has this happened to you (NSFW)? Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk Fortunately, my current security settings – one almost three years old, the other hitting the...

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There is NOTHING about Barack Obama to make fun of.

Nothing at all. You shouldn’t even try. Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech It’s completely hopeless, you know. Can’t be done. Moe Lane Crossposted to RedState.

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Classic Onion: ‘Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?’

This was surprisingly difficult to find.

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